The Shining (1980): Jack Nicholson’s character, Jack, starts acting a little weird.
Dallas (1978–1991): It was all a dream.
Psycho (1960): If you’re just now about to start watching it, Psycho is a quaint,
well-crafted, scary little movie with nothing particularly shocking in it.
well-crafted, scary little movie with nothing particularly shocking in it.
Batman (1989): Jack Nicholson’s character, Jack, starts acting a little weird.
Psycho (1960): If you’re just now about to start watching it in 1960,
it will blow your fucking mind.
The Shining (1980): If these girls don’t scare the crap out of you, nothing will.
James Earl Jones looked like thirty years ago?
The Shining (1980): This was not a good era for carpet patterns.
Return of the Jedi (1983): This movie is going to be awesome. It’d take, like,
an entire army of savage caveman teddybears to mess it up.
The Shining (1980): The elevator is out of order.
Return of the Jedi (1983): This movie is going to be awesome. It’d take, like,
an entire army of savage caveman teddybears to mess it up.
Literally, the only episode of "Dallas" that I ever saw was the one where Patrick Duffy's character died. Don't ruin that for me.
ReplyDeleteThe only way your "Dallas"-watching resumé could be improved from here is if the other episode you watched was the one where somebody shot J.R.
DeleteAlthough I guess he lived, too. TV is such a disappointment with its unrealistic, unsatisfying violence. That's why we refuse to watch anything but rollerball.