Saturday, May 4, 2013
Noryuki “Pat” Morita was fifty-two years old when he starred as the aging but spry Mr. Miyagi in The Karate Kid with Ralph Macchio.
As of November 2013, Ralph Macchio, who starred in The Karate Kid as the young and initially ass-kickable Daniel Larusso, will be fifty-two years old.
We’ll repeat this for movie fans of a certain age: the Karate Kid will be fifty-two years old this year.
And this, movie fans of a certain age, is your childhood (left) taking a crane-kick to the face. Look how sad it is.
Wednesday, May 1, 2013
We’re not really sure whether this one passes the irony test, or, failing that, whether it passes for clever or super-stupid. As the entire message is, in fact, written in stone, it proves itself wrong and thus pretty pointless . . . but then again, the word “nothing ” is written in stone right here, so if read literally, the statement is technically correct . . . and pretty pointless.
All we can say for sure is that there’s somebody out there with a chisel and way too much free time.