|A touch of Spuds MacKenzie is the perfect |
accessory for the sophisticated gentleman.
|At first glance, we thought this was a |
Canadian-flag pattern, but that
would be tacky.
|Every time Chery wears this jacket on TV, |
Pepto-Bismol owes him a nickel.
|Damn it, we told you not to look |
directly at the jacket.
|The best part of this jacket is that it |
genuinely qualifies as subtle.
|In a moment, Cherry will wave his arms|
to signal victory at the Indianapolis 500.
|You looked straight at the jacket again, |
|Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do.|
|If you cross your eyes just right, you’ll |
see the Statue of Liberty.
Several of Don Cherry’s outfits follow
a holiday theme. Here he commemoratesChinese New Year.
|It’s good to see that he paid attention to |
this jacket’s warning about proper
eye protection. Safety first, kids.
|Cherry saves his more subtle ensembles |
for weddings and funerals.
We will refrain from describing what this
jacket looks, but it does make us wish
we’d taken some Pepto-Bismol a fewhours ago.
Special thanks to the good folks at Don We Now Our Gay Apparel for unwittingly supplying us with most of the images above.We swear we didn’t alter them even the slightest in Photoshop.