Why do you have to lump people who know that Elvis is still alive with crazy people who believe that other crap?
Elvis asked me to do him a favor. He's getting tired of the publicity, and figures nobody'd buy it if he faked his own death again—so I'm hoping to discredit those legitimate sightings to give him some peace and quiet. He promised me a used jumpsuit in return.
Maybe your tooth fairy is an alcoholic
He can quit any time he wants!