Wednesday, March 24, 2010

A Declaration of Principles


I.

I WILL PROVIDE THE PEOPLE OF THIS WORLD WITH AN OCCASIONAL BLOG POSTING THAT WILL TELL ALL THE NEWS HONESTLY



II.

I WILL ALSO PROVIDE THEM WITH A FIGHTING AND TIRELESS CHAMPION OF THEIR RIGHTS AS CITIZENS AND AS HUMAN BEINGS


SOME GUY
THE CO-PUBLISHER
Bowling in the Dark
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5 comments:

  1. UnknownMarch 25, 2010 at 9:06 AM

    And what about the other co-publisher???

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  2. TurboMarch 25, 2010 at 10:02 AM

    And what prompted this declaration?

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  3. Some GuyMarch 25, 2010 at 11:18 AM

    What prompted this? High-mindedness, the goodness of my heart, and a desire to help my fellow citizens.

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  4. TurboMarch 25, 2010 at 9:14 PM

    Ok, they're not watching now and the mics are off. What was it really?

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  5. JakeApril 2, 2010 at 11:20 PM

    The many many pints

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