“Sure, we knew they were shitty before,” stated a dozen different publishing-house representatives who wished to remain anonymous, “but now they’re shitty books that won’t even sell.”
“I can’t believe how badly the Earth screwed us by not being destroyed.”
|A small selection of the Maya Apocalypse books that aren’t |
worth the bullshit that’s written in them.
These publishers are stumped by the difficulty of selling books about an apocalypse that nobody sensible really believed in to a reading public that wasn’t annihilated by it. “Frankly,” says one, “it’d be a lot easier to sell these books now if everybody were dead.”
“Imagine trying to sell Twilight in a world where people are actually literate. That’s what we’re up against here.”
|This book, on the other hand, stood |
behind the daring hypothesis that almost
all of us would be alive and well today. Buy it now
while there’s still time!