Saturday, February 18, 2012

Courtney Love and Bobby Brown to Spare Two Innocent Lives, Marry One Another


This is what the world is left with . . .

. . . instead of this. It hardly seems fair, does it?

The Swiss Institute for Groundbreaking Studies has confirmed that any potential child of the union between Love and Brown would be the world’s highest-functioning cocaine-based lifeform, relegating Charlie Sheen to a distant second.

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