Step One: Obscure a mundane word like Where in such a way that it not only insults your cover model but also might make the average reader1 hesitant to be seen in public with a copy of your magazine.
There is no Step Two. Extra bonus points, though, if you’re employed long enough to make the same mistake twice:
The more we think about it, the more likely it seems that Orange County Whore2 magazine would sell a ton of copies. It’s tough to start a magazine from scratch, though. Our editorial staff has spent months trying to solicit articles from potential contributors, but they keep getting arrested for it.
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1. Possibly not including the particularly well-read hooker.
2. We’re thinking the full title will be Orange County Whore: News and Views for the Discriminating Hooker. Classy, eh?
This is a magazine that would be worthy of my attention.
ReplyDeleteWe wouldn't recommend it—subscriptions are awfully expensive. We suggest Slut Magazine instead. They give it away for free!
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