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Montgomery Brewster, pitcher, Hackensack Bulls
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A platform we can get behind:
“I wanna thank you for coming out today . . . to see to it that neither my opponents nor me win the election. I wanna ask the question:
Q. Who’s buying the booze?
A: [Montgomery Brewster.]
Q: Who’s buying the food?
A: [Montgomery Brewster.]
Q: And who’s trying to buy your vote?
A: [Technically everybody, but also Montgomery Brewster.]
Q: And who you’re gonna vote for?
A: None of the above!
Q: Say it again!
A: None of the above!
Q: Let me hear it one more time!
A: None of the above!
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| Yeah, sure, we’ve all heard that one before. |
Now, more than ever!
ReplyDeleteThis is about as political a statement as you're likely to see from us. But it's not so much a criticism of our political system as it is a sign that we just really like Richard Pryor.
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