The Horse, Exhibit A: One (1) factory-standard horse. To the outsider, 1 caring for creatures whose primary goals are to eat and poop ...

 . . . unless there are pictures, of course. It’s anybody’s guess whether either the filthy pig or the stupid cow will pretend to be em...

Day 6: “I wish it were winter so we could freeze it into ice blocks and skate on it and melt it in the springtime and drink it!” 1 As I s...