Bowling in the Dark
Sunday, February 27, 2011

Charlie Sheen Records World's Worst Public Service Announcement

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In an appearance on The Dan Patrick Show , Charlie Sheen, noted crack vacuum and star of the inexplicably popular Two and a Half Men , recor...
Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Robot Boxing World Shaken by Yet Another Mid-Fight Decapitation

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The Red Rocker, 1964–2011. Rest in peace, Red.
Saturday, February 19, 2011

Chaos Reigns as Actors Collide, Explode

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“For every one billion particles of David Keith there were one billion and one particles of Keith David. And when the mutual annihilation ...
Thursday, February 17, 2011

We Are Smart.

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We are smart. We are not smart.
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Monday, February 14, 2011

Peter Forsberg’s Remaining Functional Body Parts Join Ankle, Spleen in Retirement

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Oft-injured and distressingly 1 handsome Colorado Avalanche forward Peter Forsberg—a two-time Olympic gold medalist, 2 two-time Stanley Cu...
Friday, February 11, 2011

Stephen Colbert is a Big Fat Copycat

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It has come to the attention of the Bowling in the Dark Legal Department that Comedy Central news anchor Stephen Colbert—supposedly a parago...
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Monday, February 7, 2011

Walt Disney No Longer Spinning in his Grave

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  Your marketing department’s worst nightmare. Just ask Fathead. Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers, having passed for 3 touch...
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