Mustaches Make Everything Better. Everything.

Sadly, Bud Light needs more help than even the must luxurious mustachio can give, but at least we gave it a try.

They Say That Statistics Never Lie . . .

. . . but they don’t say that statistics are always particularly smart:

What’s most interesting to us is that teen pregnancy after age twenty-five drops significantly, but apparently not all the way to zero. Apparently there’s at least one forty-year-old teenager out there who missed out on that filmstrip in junior-high health class.

Mustaches Make Everything Better.

The 24-Hour News Cycle Finally Fails Us

But what did he eat? For the love of God, man, WHAT DID HE EAT???

A Field Guide to Typestaches

In honor of Movember—a month-long event that encourages men¹ to grow luxurious, awesomely ludicrous mustaches to raise money and awareness for health issues such as prostate cancer—and in keeping with our own growing interest in typography and our abiding interest in all things silly, we present to you, for your pleasure puzzled disinterest, “A Field Guide to Typestaches” by Tor Weeks:

Please feel free to share, in the comments section, your stories, sketches, and photographs of your sightings of these rare and unusual creatures in their natural habitats.

Poster available for purchase at http://torweeks.com/ and possibly at http://torweeks.blogspot.com.


NOTES
1. And unusually hairy women, as far as we know.